Wednesday, August 25, 2010
tug of war between husband and wife
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"
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Sunday, June 20, 2010
A satisfied Employee and Employer!!
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and
pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he
could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven
digits. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: The
boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?" The
woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn." Lady, I will
cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn
now." replied boy.
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who
was presently cutting her lawn. The little boy found more perseverance
and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on
Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach,
Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on
his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy
and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit
and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No
thanks, I was just checking my performance and the job I already have.
I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to !"
pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he
could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven
digits. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: The
boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?" The
woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn." Lady, I will
cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn
now." replied boy.
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who
was presently cutting her lawn. The little boy found more perseverance
and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on
Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach,
Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on
his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy
and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit
and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No
thanks, I was just checking my performance and the job I already have.
I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to !"
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Humor Ads
Copy cat
Asian Silky effect
viagara Effect
Asian Silky effect
viagara Effect
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
Think Different ( Funny or serious)
Work Naked
It was a cheeky and unexpected sight that greeted commuters as they boarded a Tube into work.
But the four naked men and women certainly livened up the usually dull journey for many people – attracting gasps from stunned workers
It was a cheeky and unexpected sight that greeted commuters as they boarded a Tube into work.
But the four naked men and women certainly livened up the usually dull journey for many people – attracting gasps from stunned workers
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Saturday, February 20, 2010
Why do guys sleep after sex?
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
All Time High Watched Video on YouTube Video
It has 119,279,970 views (more than 100 million) and 525258 ratings till today.
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Loud and Laugh
Wrestling show from Japan that make the crowds scream and yelled
by Pulling each other trunks. Grabbing of Balls and pulling down opponents underwear!
by Pulling each other trunks. Grabbing of Balls and pulling down opponents underwear!
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Thursday, January 7, 2010
Non- Stop Imagination
Got Wild Imagination
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